Madonna is reportedly getting ready to meet her boyfriend Jesus Luz’s parents Christiane Regina da Silva and Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz. Maybe Jesus is really the love of her life after all!

A friend of Jesus said:

“She is slightly on edge. But an engagement could be on the cards.”

I bet Jesus parents are nervous about meeting the Queen of Pop too and this is probably happening just in time for Christmas! Good luck Madge!

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie are both starting to regret getting a divorce.

“The pair of them have huge egos so, rather than speaking directly to one another, they are using friends to relay information,” a source told The People. “The truth is both Guy and Madonna are becoming more and more open in their admissions that in many ways they regret getting divorced.”

“It’s one of those rare situations where couples start to get on better once their marriage is over.”

I would love to see them get back together, but I don’t think it’ll ever happen.

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In an interview with Esquire Magazine Guy Ritchie admitted he still loves Madonna and called her retarded.

“And, of course, here you go: I still love her,” Ritchie told the magazine. “But she’s retarded, too.”

He also said she’s a manifester:

“She’s a manifester if there ever was one,” he says. “First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad.”

I think he’s trying to actually pay her a compliment, which seems odd considering how nasty things got when they first seperated.

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“I still love her. But she’s retarded, too.”

~Guy Ritchie talks about his ex-wife Madonna in the November issue of Esquire magazine.

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Last night Lady GaGa and Madonna got into a little catfight on SNL. Of course it was all for fun and it was rather sexy seeing the two rolling around pulling each others hair.

Check out the catfight and Lady GaGa’s performance on the show below:

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After she taped her interview for The Late Show with David Letterman Madonna got an escort from David himself as she left the building. I’m glad she decided to wear something that covered her entire body, it grosses me out having to see her veiny muscles.

And in case you missed her appearance on the show, click on the video below:

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“It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”

~Christopher Ciccone slammed his sister Madonna’s boytoy, Brazilian model, Jesus Luz.

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