“Having a girlfriend is like playing whiffle ball. Being married is the war in Iraq.”

~Jerry Seinfeld joked at the Autism Speaks benefit at Carnegie Hall.

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“There’s been a lot of dust flying around in the last few days and I just wanted to mention that I have the highest regard for Steve Schmidt and Nicolle Wallace and the rest of the team … and I appreciated all the hard work and everything they did to help the campaign.

I think it’s just time to move on.”

~Senator John McCain defended the top advisers from his 2008 presidential campaign in the face of sharp criticism from his vice presidential running mate, Sarah Palin.

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“You get a lot of nipple shots in this one. I was really terrified; I hadn’t worked out at all.

I felt really inadequate with my prepubescent girl’s body, kinda A-cups. I needed to change that.”

~Robert Pattinson several topless scenes in the latest Twilight film, New Moon.

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“They’re not very big, my boobs, so they just became normal size. I loved it! I felt very Woman. When you’ve had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling.”

~Nicole Kidman revealed how pregnancy made her breasts “normal size.”

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“I’m happier.

The sex is better and I understand life better. I don’t want to be young again.”

~Jane Fonda told Bild newspaper that sex gets better with age.

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“She’s standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?”

~Exotic dancer Nicole Forrester apologized to Fergie in an interview with Extra about her alleged short-lived affair with Josh Duhamel.

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“My girl crush is Jen Garner at the moment (but) here’s the thing with girl crushes: it’s more of a respect thing. It’s like, you’re beautiful, you’re cool, you look and seem like somebody I would want to hang out with and your career is awesome.”

~Jessica Biel admits she admires Ben Affleck’s taste in women.

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