If you haven’t started your holiday shopping yet, this may be something that every guy has been waiting for…a copy of Roseanne Barr’s sex tape. According to our friend Candy over at CandyKirby.com reports that Roseanne is offering a reward for the leaked video tape via her website, Roseanne World, saying:

“One of the interns who was administering my MySpace page has been fired. He has stolen my private sex tape. I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it — then I am willing to deal.”

Maybe it’ll be out just in time for Christmas and Hanukkah.

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Supermodel Christie Brinkley’s ex-hubby Peter Cook wins “Douche of the Year” award in my book because he’s now blaming Christie Brinkley for his affair with his 18-year-old assistant. Unbelievable!

In an interview with Barbara Walters, he decided to slam his beautiful ex-wife by blaming the divorce on Christie because she didn’t thank him enough and make him feel wanted. According to Heckler Spray, he doesn’t want to be branded as a “scumbag pervert.” Now, we can all just brand him as a “douche” and an “a**hole” right?

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Illusionist Criss Angel’s new Cirque du Soleil show that is said to have cost about $85 million opened on Friday at the Luxor in Las Vegas. Unfortunately it’s not the magic of the “Believe” show that has fans disappearing, they just think it sucks! Poor Criss!

To read comments from disgruntled fans, go here.

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After already pimping out her older daughter Bindi Irwin, it is now Bobby Irwin turn. Older sister Bindi already has her own wildlife show on the Discovery Kids channel, her own clothing collection and dolls, so now it is the turn of younger brother, 4 year-old, Bob to have his own TV show:

In a segment of a popular Australian newsmagazine “60 Minutes” this week, little Bob Irwin was seen wrestling a (little) crocodile, cradling reptiles and filming a potential TV pilot.

How creepy is that?? And if you don’t think that this is creepy, I bet you’d think that watching Steve Irwin’s DVDs every morning during breakfast is. Here is what their mom Terri said:

“It’s comforting and familiar. It’s nice while we’re having breakfast to hear Steve’s voice in the background. It’s special.”

Those poor kids definitely don’t have normal and sane childhood.

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Howard Stern is pissed that reports have suggested he’s helping to auction off a 22-year-old girl’s virginity. He insists he simply invited her to be interviewed on his show, but he’s not the one selling her virginity. Starpulse reports that on Tuesday, the shock jock expressed his frustration:

“I’m really aggravated by this. I don’t feel like defending myself to my kids about something that’s in the paper that isn’t true.”

Maybe people were under the misunderstanding that he was helping with the auction because he invited her to his show which is bringing her more attention. And he has to admit, that is helping her cause even if he’s not pimping her out.

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Axl Rose reportedly tried to get into Kelly Osbourne’s pants at a recent party! I’m not sure how I missed this story, but NME reported a little over a week ago that the Guns N’ Roses frontman was rather bold about his attraction to Kelly.

Kelly’s friend, Heatherette designer Richie Rich dished that Axl was “leering” at Kelly at a Hollywood party that was launching a new laundry detergent. Ew! It gets worse though. Rich told OK! magazine:

“He was really weird with her. He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f**k you!.”

What a pig!

Surprisingly, Kelly didn’t take him up on his tempting offer according to reports as she’s involved with Luke Worrell.

Isn’t it hilarious how Axl must think he’s such a stud?

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The Republicans have been so quick to call Barack Obama an elitist because they “represent real working Americans like Levi ‘f**king redneck’ Johnston,” however, Vanity Fair had their fashion experts price out the outfits of the First Lady and the wanna-be First Lady.

Here’s what the experts estimated for Laura Bush and Cindy McCain’s attire on Tuesday at the Republican National Convention (RNC).

Laura Bush

• Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
• Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
• Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500

Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

Cindy McCain

• Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
• Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
• Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
• Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
• Shoes, designer unknown: $600

Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100

Unbelievable, isn’t it? The prices are estimates with the jewelry being assumed to be real. Now who are the real elitists here?  The GOP’s lies are deplorable.  I can’t wait for the debates to come!