Angelina Jolie Pregnant Again?
If rumors are true and you know they are just 100% certain in gossip magazines like In Touch, then Angelina Jolie is pregnant again! Wow! I wouldn’t believe it but I can see the next one stating, “Angelina Jolie is pregnant with sextuplets.” Can you picture it?
When questioned if he wants more children, Brad answered, “Probably. It’s the greatest endeavor I’ve ever taken on. Why stop now?” He does admit that he can only handle being alone with four of his six children at one time.
Umm, if six are too many, imagine more. Currently the couple have three adopted children and three biological ones, in an interview given Brad Pitt once stated he wanted a dozen kids. Hmm, one could only wonder. Course since Angelina Jolie just gave birth to twins recently I don’t see her getting pregnant right away so I guess we can squash this rumor. But once she hears Jennifer Aniston is trying to get pregnant she may go for it anyways. Only time will tell, start watching that bump.
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74 babblicious comments:
If her kids are her priority, then why all the tattoos? does she know that in case something happens to oneof her kids and would need a blood transfusion, that she cannot donate after having a tattoo? That goes with Brad too…
How responsible is that?
If her kids are her priority, she should give all the time for each kid before gettin pregnant again. Kids are not trophies! it doesn’t prove you’re a great mom just because you have a lot of kids! Does she even take care of them? cook for them? give them baths? Does is even know what being a mom means??
She has had her tattoos before she ever had kids so I guess it really doesn’t matter
You CAN donate blood if you have tattoos. I dont know who ever told you that you couldn’t. They test all the blood that they recieve before it is ever used. Some one without tattos is just as likely to have HIV or Hep.
Congrats if the rumours are true she seems like a really good mum to me,and just because she has tattoos it dosnt mean her kids are not her priority thats ridiculous!its up to her what she does and atleast they are welcomed into a loving and safe environment.
I hope shes pregnant her adn brad are the hottest couple alive!!! they should go for 12 kids!!! theyre amazing people im sure they are doing an amazing job as parents tooo!!
um they are homewreckers! i hate them both!!
Someone tell me…….WHAT is so “amazing” about them??
They are just 2 psychos that make a lot of money, have a lot of kids and are mediocre actors.
Sounds like a kiddie mill to me!! Strange lady!Jennifer Aniston seems like a much more decent person.
is it even possible to be 3 mts pregnant after having babies 4 mts ago .
or is this just rumors to help angelina get over her insecurities with brad starring in a film with the same women that jen had issues with when she was married to brad?
and she already has or had hepitis when she got a traditionally tatoo in india or where ever she got it
When I saw a magazine today about the possiblity of Angelina Jolie being pregnant again after just having twins recently. What is she trying to do? In between the six children they already have, and the movies that take her away from those children, how can she possibly have any time left for another child? Sounds strange to me.
yo creo ke esta bien ke tengan todos los ke puedan, los niños son angeles ke llenan de felicidad las vidas de los padres.
At least they have the money to take care of all these kids with the economy the way it is. Oh wait, they don’t live in the U.S., do they? But seriously, when you’re both working and traveling all the time, who takes care of the kids? These kids are going to be raised by nannies and barely know their parents. And what happens when Brad gets tired of Angelina and goes for the next best thing??
khai - You CAN donate after getting a tattoo. The only way you can’t is if you caught a disease from getting it. I am a regular blood donor & I have 4 tattoos. No problems yet!
Amy made a good point - what happens when Brad gets tired of her or when she gets tired of him. Remember…. she has busted up marriages before. I have nothing against them, but I get really tired of everyone making them out to be these great people. Yes they do a lot of charity work, but these two people have cheated on spouses and or caused another to cheat on a spouse and have hurt people in the process. Do not get me wrong, I hope they stay in love and together forever.
It’s great the charity work she does but let’s not forget the fact that she had an affair with a married man and broke up a marriage. Having it done to me I have no great love for this woman or any other woman who does that! A cheater is a cheater and Brad will do the same thing to her that he did to Jen, too bad now they have brought so many innocent children into the mix.
I don’t know understand why it matters to some… if they want or have more kids… people should worry about teenagers getting pregnant or families on welfare just having more kids to get help from the government!!!! and the tatoo thing… where did those ignorant people get that you can’t donate blood??? WOW!! people; start doing some reading…constructive reading!!!!!!
You cannot give blood while HEALING from a tattoo. After scabbing is done, its yours.
You can give as much blood as you would if you had a birth mark.
No one can break-up a relationship. It happens when the person is not committed to it. Brad did not have to stay with that boring tramp Jen. What about the other 50 guys who dumped her? is that Angie’s fault as well? When it’s over it’s over no one can make a person cheat unless they want to so shut-up already……………
I agree with Nicole above. Brad left his marriage to Jennifer Aniston to be with that slut Angelina Jolie ; the same goes for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Nicole (Kidman), you got a much better man the second time around and I wish you all the happiness in the world with your new family. I hate both of them, too.
I think everyone is too caught up in their buisness, dont get me wrong I read it for the entertainment but I dont critisize them for what makes them happy! I like all of them and it sucks for Jen but she will find her true love, I love being a mother and if I could afford it i would have a dozen children also, even if I had to hire nannies to help me. It works for them and if they can do it more power to them! As for Tom and Nicole Kidman she was leaving him anyway so what does Katie have to do with that, hate her b/c she married the man of her dreams? I think people are jealous??
yeah…
shes pregnant again.
its kinda sad…
i mean i love kids and i dont think shes an awful mother, but dont you think SEVEN is a little much?
Angelina’s always been weird and ugly, french kissing his own brother, making out in public with ex husband, I think she’s even drank his blood!!
Suddenly, she’s like a princess now, all pretty, like a lady….
so what happened with the dark weirdo? with the girl that used to carry his hubby’s blood in a necklace?
Seriuosly, she was ugly.
Too bad Pitt left his wife to go with her…
`What happened to that dark weird girl’?
She’s happy. And more power to her. Angelina is setting self-centered neurotic superficial Hollywood on fire. She is going around the world putting children first.
I woman cannot break up a marriage. The marriage was already broke. I think B &A are great parents. I see the children with them all the time even while they’re working. I think they wait long enough between each child before bring another to build self esteem and security. I think Aniston is crazy. If she wasn’t she wouldn’t still be attacking B&A. I also this people should just eave them alone. You never see them out shopping or partying. They work and go home. Maybe some of you should get a life and stop HATING~
Angelina never had a family really. She is a girl with one brother. Now her mom is dead and she has no father. She is creating the family she always wanted and did not have.
She is human and although quite beautiful and successful I am certain that she has had many days of depression.
She is happy now and Brad certainly loves her.
More power to them.
I also like Jennifer…
LIFE HAPPENS FOR A REASON!
it’s all good!
i think she’s an idiot who thinks churning out kid after kid after kid represents some sort of weird hollywood accomplishments. take care of the ones you got now. your genes are not that hot.
I have to agree that people deserve happiness but you have it wrong. things don’t happen for a reason. A man cheating on his wife and publicly humiliating and lieing to her are not excusable or acceptable. Then holding him and his new partner(ie the person he had the affair with) up as some type of role models is ludacris at best. Yes, they do charity work. GREAT! Most celebrities should take their lead but this does NOT make them saints nor does it erase the sordid past. They are hypocrites. They babble about saving children yet they were ignoring the fact there are many, many young unadopted children right here in their OWN country but the chose not to adopt them?? Why??? They take these multinational adoptions that will give them BIG headlines and publicity and make their family look ultra cool (so they think) because they are so racially diverse. There may be a geniune heart to help under there, but there is also a weird distortion of grabbing headlines and living their lives to be percieved a ceratin way and to receive accolodes for their actions. There are celebs who donate to causes, donate time and money and do so rather in a low-key way which Brad and Angie have not clue about because they truly seem to be motived by the pulibicity and praise they wish to receive. The are very sanctimonious. Peoplehave a right to live as they chose but when you cross lines and hurt other people, break up families and marriages, or cheat on your spouses in order to achieves your happiness at best it’s tainted and honestly just self-sernving and narcissitic. I don’t understand how all the Brangelina lovers can conventiently forget all of Angie’s past weirdness, the tonguing of her brother, the weird relationship with Billy Bob, breaking up Brad’s marriage. Also I cannot understand why no one takes exception to Mr. Pitt being an adulteror and lieing to his wife about it then 4 years later so much as admitting he had an affair on her. I do belive his exwife has a legtimate beef. She should really count her blessings she no longer married to such a snake. He is a cheater. He wasn’t man enough or strong enough or moral enough to stay faithful to his spouse. I don’t see a lot of things to look up to Brangelina’s relationship. What does it teach young people. That when you are sick of your spouse or someone hotter comes along you can just abdanon your spouse and family? Great morals. Very saint like. And Brandgelina fans. Why is you attack Jennifer Aniston whenever someone objects to Brangelina’s infidelity - blaming Jen or saying Love just happened. These are 2 adults. They have control of themselves. They made CHOICE to committ adultery. a lot people feel attraction to others than their spouse but they value their martial vows and they don’t act on them. How is the Jennifer’s fault that Brad is weak and cannot control himself? I don’t know Jennifer. She may be difficult to live with, maybe her and Brad were having troubles. But as a married couple they had a right to work out their marraige w/o Ms. Jolie butting into it and Mr. Pitt should have resepected himself, his family and his wife enought not to cheat and humiliate her very publicly. These people are not folks to look up to. They are weak, corrupt and have very poor morals and their treatment of others is inhumane, but they are humitarians right? They next best things to saints? They seem hypocritical to me. I do however hope they do stay together for the sake of all these kids - the ones they are producing at rapid speed and the ones they are plucking up from around the world. Pathetic is more what I think of them. They make movies… they have a lot money, but please people these are not role models for anyone. Doing charity work doesn’t erase all the bad you did to others in life.
good for them!! why not? they have the money to raise many kids they want. Theyre such a good looking couple. MORE POWER TO THEM!!!
whats her tatoos got to do with her being pregnant( if its true)?Her and brad obviously loves kids and its their life.
You guys think six kids is enough? Tell that to the Duggars.
You can donate blood all you want, even if you have healed tattoos.
They love kids, what’s wrong with having more! They can afford to take care of them, so let them! And whoever said that you have to not be pregnant in order to be able to take care of the kids you have already?
You people are jerks.
You all are too emotionally involved in THEIR lives. If she’s pregnant again there is absolutely nothing anyone can do about it. Get over yourselves people. Pay attention to your own life and LIVE! Because Brad, Angelina, and Jen are living theirs.
I think they are just out to impress the whole world with their baby making skills. I am not impressed just because they have money doesn’t mean they need to have 50 kids. They are both homewreckers, I do not like people who cheat and hurt people in the process and btw, I think Jennifer Aniston is alot more beautiful and classy than Angelina.
I dont specifically like or hate anyone in this situation. Is it actually a strange situation? not really. I read a story just the other day about a family who was pregnant with their 12th child. They werent rich, they were just an average family doing the best they could to provide for the children they have and love. You dont hear anything bad about families like that. The only reason angelina and brad are getting so much attention is because they are famous. They work for what they have, and so what if they can provide more for their family? that is their business. I dont like people who cheat on their spouses, and I am sure they could of delt with the emotions better and he could of devorced before persuing a relationship with angelina.( I th ink him and jen were married) But maybe his relationship was already dead with her, and didnt really realize it until he fell in love with another woman. No one will ever really know but them, and of all things, angelina and brad are still together and they actually had kids and dont show any signs that they are having problems. Jen is sadly out of a relationship. But at least they didnt have a child together and arent causing a messy life for a child. There are always going to be mixed feelings about what people who are famous chose to do with their lives. But think about it, any regular family would be outraged to have their family business plastered all over the world with negative things being said when they are just trying to live their lives. I think its sad that because the job they have just happens to be in the spot light, doesnt mean that they deserve any less respect and privacy from the world when it comes to their real lives outside of the movie theater.
it doesn’t matter, she can give blood, since the tattoo is on her for long, you can give blood after 6 months that your tattoo has been done,!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone that has written a comment should mind their own business and affairs. Whatever happen to all three of them is their business. All those with negative comments go get a life. This world is full of problems, don’t add to your stress and worries spending time on theirs. They are not spending time on you.
Debra
Everyone that has written a comment should mind their own business and affairs. Whatever happen to all three of them is their business. All those with negative comments go get a life. This world is full of problems, don’t add to your stress and worries spending time on theirs. They are not spending time on you.
Debra
Everyone should quit being so annoying and just let Angelina and Brad live their life. I agree with Koco 100%. This is their life and they should be living it the way THEY want to, they don’t need advice and opinions from everyone else. Everyone needs to pay attention to their own life, because obviously you didn’t get a life for nothing. If they want to have more children, then they want to have more children. They wouldn’t be doing this if they didn’t want them and wouldn’t be able to take good care of them. They are doing this for a reason, because they want them. I think they are great parents and I wish them the best.
xoxo - megan
Oh, they can live their lives any way they choose Megan; however, that won’t change the fact that we all eventually pay for how we hurt others. That’s why I just smile when I see them flaunting this farce as if they are immortal. Sadly or maybe happily, they will grow old and unimportant just like every other human does, including famous actors. Does anyone besides your grandmother remember how Elizabeth Taylor broke up the marriage between Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds….NO!! Neither will anyone care about these two in fifty years from now. Poor Brad will probably be doing AARP commercials if he hasn’t already gone to meet his Maker. Angelina will be old and have stretch marks just like every other woman who has been pregnant 10 times, and there will be some new goddess that everyone is saying is the most beautiful woman in the world even though there are about twenty women just as lovely doing their shopping in Wal-Mart in any given town. That’s the hilarious irony in all of this….IF THEY DID SOMETHING WRONG, THEY WILL PAY FOR IT, regardless of how hot they look. That’s just the way of life, folks. So, don’t get so excited and, furthermore, if they’re still together in ten years, look me up and I’ll give you a hundred bucks to go buy a bunch of celebrity magazines telling us how the new hot couple is everything we aren’t and wish we were. I MEAN DON’T ALL OF YOU STAY PREGNANT SO YOUR BOYFRIEND WON’T LEAVE YOU LIKE HE DID HIS EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL WIFE?
I should not be writing comments telling people to stop writing comments. It was stupid of me. I really should get a life myself, what was I thinking? Everyone has a right to their own opinions and I really should be more respectful of the freedom of speech and freedom to express oneself. I say, if it makes you happy to comment about movie stars, go ahead! That’s why Brangelina died on the cross, isn’t it? To absolve us of our sins? Or maybe that was someone else? hmmm….so many martyrs, so confusing. I’m going to drink some Kool-Aid now and go to sleep forever.
Debra, I like that!! Funny! Yep, that’s how shallow our society is; we exalt a couple of adulterers with great cheekbones who give a couple of bucks out of their millions and who look really cute pregnant! lol…. Maybe if Mother Teresa had gone on T.V. and bragged about breastfeeding..lol…as if we should glory at her motherly abilities, then we would have had her on every magazine cover in the western world. But, please, don’t go to sleep just yet. You haven’t gotten to the best part of this charade….THE END.
i think its sick, its just been confirmed. they are constantly “away” from home “acting” which is not good for young kids like that. and for crying out loud… twins? again? they really needo cool it with the fertility treatment!
its not fair for some really but i guess it is their decision. its going to be a real hoot when their kids start taking drugs and acting the fool when they grown up… we know what they will blame it one to.
Amen Jenn; it aint gonna be pretty in a few years when that brood are teenagers. You can’t glorify knives, guns, and darkness and expect to turn out kids with some sense, but, hey, Angelina looks tragic and lovely posing beside those emaciated refugees, so I guess that’s all that matters in the end…how you look.
Also Jenn, I’m sure Brad and Angie will swear on a stack of Bibles that they were just naturally blessed with another set of twins and no drugs were used, just like they try to assure us that Angie lost all that weight in two hours NATURALLY. I’m just waiting for their first book release: WHY WE’RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE….NATURALLY.
I had difficulty conceiving and the had four kids in under three years. I had twins and a singleton one year apart. It’s possible without drugs. Sometimes you can’t turn off the baby machine once you get it started.
Life is too short to stay with someone you don’t love anymore…..we only get one shot at life and why should anyone be forced to stay with someone they no longer love? It is just a piece o paper….when the right one comes along, you know it. I think Jennier and Brads marriage was a mistake. Brad wanted a family and Jennier wanted her career. There is nothing wrong with that, but they both wanted something different and now they have it….
I think that they have enough children, and they really don’t need any more. So close your legs woman!
you know what? why don’t we just leave them alone, L E A V E T H E M Alone !!! pleasssseee….that’s their life and that’s their business. why some people not happy when they see or hear about successful and happy partner or couple, i do believe why they feel that way because they are jealous and their life is not successful and am sure their partner is not as goodlooking like brad. i feel so bad for this kind of people. they should just shut up their mouth and try to work hard to be happy and successful, please focus yourself to your family and try not to say bad things to people because truthfully nobodys perfect and brad and angie are not excempted beacuse even they are rich and famous don’t forget they are human being like us, so please live them alone because am sure whatever they do is that’s what they want. May the Lord God forgive them if it is a sin to feel inlove, only God knows why they feel in love. i am so happy for brad and angie and good luck for them and more happiness and more kids as much as they want.
100 years ago farm families would usually have 10 kids or more. Having big families was normal through out history. Of course there was also a lot of early deaths.
I don’t know if Brangelina could have individual time for each child. I guess that at least they can pay people to do their cleaning and errands. I agree they are mediocre actors. Furthermore their film choices are depressing.
khai, the first commentor is an idiot. what do tattoos have to even do with anything
cheers on calling the first commentor an idiot, perhaps moran even.
Jen gambled and lost. She has a lot of neurotic issues of her own. She’s insecure and thought by having a 2 million dollar wedding to Brad Pitt all the insecurity and issues with her Mom and her career would work themselves out. Brad probably got tires of hearing her whine and deal with her insecurities and neediness. He wanted a big family and Jen went back on her word by wanting to focus on her career. Brad and Angie met at a moment when the two of them clicked and both wanted the same things. Brad’s marriage was in name only when he met Angie. He could have gone back to Jen,but why? He wanted kids and so did Angie. I do think they should cool it,since these kids will grow up and become their own people. How they’ll handle it, who knows? Brad and Jen could have made it if she kept her word,but she wanted to make lackluster films that no one paid to see anyway. I’m sure Jen cries her eyes out realizing what she had even though she puts up the phony “I’ve moved on.” facade. Her loss. Angie’s gain. I don’t know if Brad and Angie will last,but they’ll have to get along no matter what for their kids sake in case they don’t decide to stay together down the road.Good luck raising all those babies though.I’m sure the nannies are well paid,but I think Brad and Angie are decent parents.At least they’ll never go hungry since I always see them in pics snacking. Angie should snack more too! Eat something Angie!
Sarah, I guess it would be easier to LEAVE THEM alone if they weren’t making their living off of us. Honey, if you don’t think they’re working this for all it’s worth, then you really do believe in fairytales. You think people roll out of bed looking like that and just wander innocently into public places and onto red carpets cause they want to be left alone. lol….They’re so addicted to all of this that they would probably have to go to rehab if they didn’t make the cover of IN TOUCH at least 11 times out of the year. And, please, leave God out of this. I’m sure He does know why Angelina and Brad fell in love, but it probably has more to do with what’s between their legs than what’s in their hearts.
it’s funny how everyone commenting about people being obsessed with their lives calls them homewreckers and that they hate them
if you weren’t the slightest bit obsessed as well you wouldn’t know anything about them being homewreckers and you would have no reason to hate them
so please, don’t be stupid
you don’t know anything about these people
okay um really. i love angelina jolie. maybe not the best role model but really if she couldnt take care of her kids do you think she would have all of them? i mean 18 is way alot but i could see where they are happy. i mean they want kids, heck have em.
Chrissie, …. wow, do you know these people or something? I mean do you have like a camera set up in Jennifer Anniston’s bedroom to watch her cry herself to sleep every night? It seems that no one gets the real issue here… Marriages shouldn’t be dissolved because you have different goals at one point in your lives. That’s exactly what is wrong with our society and probably what will be its disintegration. Marriage is a sacred union whether you spend two million or two hundred on the wedding and whether you’re the love of each other’s lives or not! That old song about if you can’t be with the one you love honey, love the one you’re with should be taken more seriously. Heck, I think most married couples look at their partners at some point in their marriages and wonder if they could have loved or been loved more. That’s not the point!! If you get married, you should be faithful and work at it. I don’t care if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopt twenty kids from third world countries; it still will not absolve them of the wrong they did in destroying a marriage. And, regardless of whether you believe that their is a Higher Power up there watching our actions, there is something called Karma that operates no matter what you believe. If you destroy something sacred, then no good can come of what you create in its stead.
I have NEVER once been so “touched” enough to actually make a reply to one of these bogus sites about gossip and what not. But these comments, ALL of them, actually rub me the wrong way. I might sound biased but I like Jen, but at the same time I adore Brad and Angelina for who they are and agree with the people that like them.
And whoever thinks Angelina is crazy should look at Brad too, he’s the one saying he wants the 12 kids, so ladies, stop being dumb, jealous skanks and get over it already. Go be with YOUR man, and stop ragging on other people’s lives. If only someone could put a microscope over your tiny lives and disect everything about you since you were born. I wonder how you’d take it after a while for every damn mistake you made.
Literally.. I come here to be entertained not annoyed by housewives that don’t have anything better to do than stalk celebs and bad mouth both sides.
Power to all three in this retarded triangle you’ve put them in.
Dear Jess, if you are perchance referring to me in your ill-conceived diatribe about housewives, then you couldn’t be more wrong. Infidelity and its ensuing divorce doesn’t qualify as a “mistake” that you can lump in with things like charging up your credit cards or not calling your mother enough. It is and should be such a dispicable act that it should actually ostracize people instead of make them even ten times more the celebrities they were. And as far as “tiny” lives go, people who have earned their millions by pretending to be someone else doesn’t qualify as people who we should idolize and “adore”. Looking tragic and starved while posing in front of children who have no choice but to be starving doesn’t make someone a hero; walking away from a married man does. And, for the record, these people matter very little to me; I don’t care what they wear or how many children they adopt that they don’t have time to take care of properly….what I care about is how this one particular situation captures our society’s current value system and utter lack of wisdom and insight more than any other that I can recall in recent years. We simply don’t care about the sanctity of anything anymore; we want glitz, glamour, and the appearance of doing good. And, just so you don’t misunderstand me, words like “dumb”, “jealous”, and “skank” couldn’t be farther from who I am, but I’m sure that that’s apparent, so I’m sure you weren’t referring to me. These two people put themselves in this “triangle” by flaunting it mercilessly. It’s ironically they who have tiny lives. Our hearts and worth grow large when we behave like we have some sense.
Happy New Year.
Great Goat On A Mountaintop!!!! She’s pregnant again? These people are crazy. They’re both gorgeous and they have beautiful babies but…Hey-Seuss Christo!!
Oh my…well, I am no one to throw stones, but there is one issue I have with this whole soap opera.
My one beef is with Angelina. She hates her father because he cheated on her mother. Wow if that isn’t the pot that calls the kettle black! Angelina..baby cakes…you have done your share of homewrecking and need to forgive your father because you are no one to judge. You have a very odd past which included some sort of incestuous behavior with your own brother, lesbian relationships, weird vampire-ish like behavior with Billy Bob, and other strange stuff. You have an obvious perversion which makes normal infidelity look saintly. I hope for your children’s sake that you have found forgiveness for your perversions, and hopefully your children will not know about your behaviors. You need to contact your father and make amends because, Angelina…sweetheart…babycakes….you have committed far worse. Plus I’m sure your dad would love to meet his grandchildren. You’ve lost your mother, now get your father back into your life.
Well……… not sure if shes pregnant right now………….but prettty sure and hope they have alot more children they ar pertfect for each other and they are capable of taking care of kids their careers and helping everyone else in need………..no worrries i hope their are more babies to come!!!
wow some of you can be real jerks and its so aweful that we can judge someone we dont even know…From what I have seen and heard I mean she is given these kids a loving home especially the ones she has adopted thats a wonderful thing to do to give a child a loving home who doesnt have one…As for being pregant after having kids its possiable my 2 are 10 months apart so its possiable…not recomended but possiable…I dont know the truth about the Brad and Jenn thing but I also dont care…I like all three of them as an actor and actress’…I say go for it if they want a dozens kids then go for it,they are happy the kids are in a home with both parents who love them then who are we to judge that,we should only judge what we know as facts and not what we assume or think we know.
Just wondering, am I the only one with spell check?
Wow — I think Vivi is really Jen Aniston hahaha
Liz—-lololol—okay, I’m fessing—it’s me, Jen. I unwind like this after I’ve smoked a little maryjane with John, (HEY, IT’S LEGAL IN CALIFORNIA AS LONG AS IT’S FOR MEDICAL REASONS–I THINK A COMPLETE ANNIHILATION OF MY EGO QUALIFIES AS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY), and I thought I’d mix in a little irony by going under the name of my nemesis’s newest baby girl.
I will admit, I want Jenniston to win in the end, and something tells me she will. Karma sucks. lol
Hey, maybe Jenn is the most selfish person in the world, but can you really have that kind of glow and self-discipline and be a total loser? Of course not, this hottie is at peace with the cosmos. She probably looks at that circus and thanks her lucky stars.
Ultimately, I believe that most of the time if the masses think something is right, it’s probably just the opposite…and…usually, the people who look like they’re June and Ward Cleaver (only with tatoos) are actually just two In Touch covers away from splitsville.
I’m not saying I’m one of those liberal elitists who thinks the American public is naive (OKAY, MAYBE I AM), but just so you all hear a little bit of wisdom here, NORMAL, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS CANNOT START THIS WAY AND CANNOT SURVIVE AT THE PEAK OF A ROLLER COASTER—a picture of brangelina and their brood boarding a plane for Timbuktu at 2 A.M. with the new infants in tow, junk food in hand, triplets in utero, deals in the works with multiple magazines for pics of the twins jolie-pitt are about to adopt if they can get around not being married, nannies chasing gun-toting six year olds, and a once hot now not brad secretly dreaming of the girl next door who he married before God and man is the picture you’d find if you looked up the word CHAOS or DOOMED or SILLY or WHY OTHER COUNTRIES THINK AMERICANS ARE SHALLOW.
I mean shouldn’t “ambassadors” at least have college educations? I know Oscars are great but man, shouldn’t we have some proof that you know some world history before you represent us? I guess as long as you wear a pencil skirt and simple makeup, you’ll at least look like you know the difference between Fascism and Communism,and that’s really all that matters…how you look.
Oh, well, since I’m not out trying to atone for my sins, I think I’ll go and stand in front of the mirror naked now and look at my perfect unblemished body. Somebody tell Angie that anorexia and six pregnancies in two years don’t age well. I don’t care how good your genes are.
Peace, Jenniston
(Oh, yeah, remind Angie to arrange a lunch date with Mia Farrow before she adopts any older girls.)
Because I am a child advocate and because so many of you are actually falling for the pretty covers (TELL ME YOU’RE NOT BUYING THAT TRASH) you see in the checkout line, I’ve got one more shout out….this one is for all the children wearing skull and crossbones onesies —cause their mommy and daddy are still trying to be cool:
PLEASE, PLEASE no more pictures of you breastfeeding.
WE get it!! You’re the perfect earth mother now. If we promise that we’ll have the memories of you as a bi-sexual, knife-obsessed, brother-come-here-and-let-me French-kiss-you, billy-bob-blood-exchanging, adulterer surgically removed from our brains will you PLEASE just stay home and take care of these human beings you’ve brought into this world and adopted.
Kids are kinda funny in that they’re not at all like adults…wow, go figure..I guess you and Brad didn’t read that book…kids don’t get an adrenaline high if they see the slums of India and tour the Louvre all in the same day; they just want to be in their own bed every night. Save the philanthropic globe-trotting and showing off for after you’ve survived all those hard, boring years when you’re just trying to develop their characters so that they won’t grow up to make other human beings miserable from their selfishness and immorality. That would probably do more good than a thousand speeches to the U.N. It may not be as sexy, but,hey, one normal adult usually begets another and so on. That’s how we normal folk help save the world,….the hard way. Ironically enough, the molding of a decent soul is a pretty unglamorous undertaking and usually,—- sorry to denigrate that elaborate war-themed birthday party—(HEY, I THOUGHT YA’LL WERE AGAINST WAR?)—anyway, usually, our kids don’t need us to be cool, they just need us to be normal.
I love her.
She’s my idol, and my role model.
Everything she’s done has inspired me to find myself entirely.
I don’t believe that she’s a homewrecker, she’s a really beautiful person all in all (and I’m not just talking about her looks)
She’s happier than she’s ever been, she loves her children like there’s no tomorrow. And she’s taught me that it’s not worth it to try and veil things that you feel or want to say, or whomever you want to be. I’ve gained a certain confidence with admiring her, and learning about her that I’ve never had.
Well, Daisy, I have to admit that your post is so heartfelt and sincere that it elicits no response in me other than happiness for you. I’m sincerely glad that you have found such inspiration. I admire your enthusiasm.
I don’t care about angelina having tatoos-that’s her own personal style and would not affect her parenting abilities. However, I have an issue with having kid after kid after kid just for them to be raised by nannies in isolation! These two are so famous they can’t even step outside without getting surrounded and harassed by the media. I’m not against famous people having kids but why would you keep having more and more when you can’t even take them to the mall? or to a public event? On top of that, you know that brad and angie are so busy making movies and traveling the world–how do they have time to be a parent? it’s the little things that matter and are they even around for those!? thats my question. Did anyone watch brad on oprah? He’s a little off his rocker it seems and admitted that they have ‘a lot of help’ with the kids.. PSH
He’s definitely off his rocker Melanie. Time will prove that Jennifer Anniston was the real winner in this situation. Brad and Angelina are so full of themselves, as was evidenced by their nose-in-the-air attitude at the Golden Globes….they have no idea how silly they come across to most of America.
how i feel about this.
That is an example of how dull the Bachelor 13 season has really been…an add for a club, lol.
I say if it’s true…great. But I want to say these things:
1. Money does not equal quality, loving care. I came from a large, well off family, and I BARELY saw my parents. I would have given anything to do that. To have dinner with them, make more memories, talk. Holding their hands in publicity shots could only be a half hour out of their day and what about the other 23.5? Do you know how resentful it makes you when you barely see your parents and yet in the one day out of the week they’re together they manage to conceive another person who takes attention that you’re barely getting? You see it as selfish and stupid.
2. Brad and Angelina are HUMANS. He’s a cheater. He ain’t the first and he won’t be the last. She’s an adultress…same goes for her. I just think he should have owned up to not loving Jen and called it a day instead of dipping his burrito in someone else’s salsa before the break was final. But you know what…we all screw up.
3. It is their life…they have to live it. We don’t. There are things in our life that if people got to see it on a regular basis they probably wouldn’t like. I say we worry about our own short-comings and just chill out. Life’s too short to try to get people’s lives on track who don’t even care that we exist.
4. I do agree that they should adopt a rainbow coalition at home, but it’s hard to get American kids…too much red-tape. That’s why celebs go overseas. Me personally, I’d rather wait 5 years for an American child who really needs my help than 5 minutes for a child from another country.
5. Read the Bible…you can do all the good you want, but it means nothing. So them giving money is just another tax deduction and it doesn’t make them better than you and those million dollar checks they’re writing won’t keep them out of hell. And that’s a fact.
they should be an example to others and with all of their kids they should be married by now