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Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr reportedly opened the New York Comedy Festival Tuesday night at the Lincoln Center, having a laugh together at the expense of some celebs.

Here are some of the highlights:

Rosie started out with:

“I don’t know if you heard, I did a TV show last year. It’s over, it’s over!”

On Madonna:

“She’s actually the one who got me into [Kabbalah]. At first I thought it was a cult. I found out the red string costs 32 dollars. As a Jew, I was offended.”

On Britney Spears: (While doing an impression of her lethargic VMA performance)

“Like her, I’ll just wing it! I want her to come live with me.”

On Paula Abdul and Whitney Houston:

“Whitney and Paula both need to go on that show Intervention! Hell to the no!”

Rosanne took her turn, starting in on Kirstie Alley:

“I sorta really hate Kirstie Alley’s guts. She won the Emmy nine times. Just be fat and shut the f**k up!”

On Catherine Zeta-Jones:

“No one wants to f**k an old man, especially for four hours. Unless you’re Catherine Zeta-Jones! She’s into it!”

When Rosie and Roseanne shared the stage, Roseanne said Rosie’s hair looked like “Flock of Seagulls” and said “Posh Spice is doing it” too.

Rosie did an impression of Marie Osmond passing out on Dancing with the Stars, while Roseanne probably busted a gut with laughter. Sounds like a riot eh?

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