Billionaire Ron Burkle is Sorry in the Sack?
This story made me laugh so I’ll go ahead and post about it here. The NY Post Page Six says the billionaire Ron Burkle is a “sexually inept lover” with “zero sensuality” according to a former lover who happens to be a sexy blond antiques dealer. She claims she faked many orgasms during the two years they dated. How’s that for kicking him in the balls?
Chevyn McClintock is seeking a publisher for her untitled memoir which reveals she was the “unofficial mistress” of the then-married supermarket boss, who also happens to be a pal of Bill Clinton as well.
The funniest thing she wrote was:
“He loved to kiss me but I tried to get through that portion quickly because he was not adept and it reminded me of when I was first kissed awkwardly by a boy in the fourth grade.”
Not surprisingly, she says he warned her about trying to publish the book, but she won’t be intimidated saying:
“But it’ll be published even if I have to publish it myself . . . He will not intimidate me further.”
I don’t know if any of it is true, but she certainly seems like she’s out to get him. There’s nothing worse for many men than to be called inept in bed. Ouch.
1 babblicious comments:
As the old saying goes… “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
She probably could have managed to fake a few more hundred orgasms if he had made her the wife and tapped into a billion/billions, which was obviously the deal she was trying to close if she found him soooo repellent and *still* had sex with him - and which he obviously failed to do.
The one who should truly laughing at this revelatory book is his wife - at both of them.
She can laugh all the way to the divorce lawyer.