Jessica Alba’s Sweet Revenge
People magazine reported that Jessica Alba mentioned her grade-school crush at last night’s Teen Choice awards. As she accepted the female hottie award, she said:
“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb.”
She added, with a laugh:
“Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!”
Jessica explained in the press room that the boy from school:
“promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball … I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.”
Aw, how sad. I wonder if the story is true. I’d hope she wouldn’t have made that up, but I really can’t imagine Jessica Alba as an ugly-duckling growing up.
